catswithbenefits: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be
lambhoof: A good way to keep me from eating food is to have people I don’t know stand by it
catswithbenefits: ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago
I change the date on my homework to make it seem...
vincereauimori: mrsmelchiorgabor: the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster. some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
doctorangel: jakemalik: hungryzekes: kanyewesticle: holynipples: kanyewesticle: jakemalik: kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby *touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that *pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper what *pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper wtf...
elfi3: here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me